Hey there, good citizens! I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone, especially my “biggest fans”, as this Tumblr thing tells me, for all the support you’ve given me in the fight against crime in the good city of Monsteropolis! Here’s to continuing the fight for everlasting peace!
Here's a suggestion: How about you, Classic Mega Man, DiC (Captain N) Mega Man, and Ruby-Spears cartoon Mega Man strip down to your underwear and rub your butts against a pane of glass?
W… WHAT?! I don’t… WHAT?!! NO!! That’s… WHAT KIND OF A SUGGESTION IS THAT?!
Sorry I didn’t screen any of these, Mega Man. I really hope this isn’t indicative of the type of messages we still have yet to sort through…
((Ţ͇̳͈͕̺͌ͥ̊̒ͩͪ̉ͩ͜H̼̟̤͕̱̪̗̿͛͊͗ͯI̠̳̩͕̺͂̃͟͢͡S̶̺̘ͭ͒̾͂̀̚ ̨̨̠̖̜̱͍̺̬͗̋͐̀I͑̏ͪ͋̊͏̳͍̪͓ͅS̨̲̝̑ͮ͌͂͒́̍̓̌͘ ̞͓̥̬̱͓̥ͫͮͦ̔̾̀ͅM̦̫̑̽Y̏̔̽̃͏҉̞̣̬ ̛̺̫̙̙͚͈̻ͣͮͥ̍ͩ̾̒͆̋D̛̄̓̆̒ͤ̏͠҉͕̖E̥̪͔͖͖̞ͯ͛̅̿Ŝ̷̝͇̮̘͍͒ͭ͂ͤ̆͒T̸̳͚̣̯̳̓ͮͤ̽̍ͪĬ̛̦̩͖͠Ņ̸̧̹̥̖̩̜̯͖̝̍Y͔̤̜̦͚͚͍̭̆͑͋͐ͬ͆̈͋͆͘ͅ))